幽默的自我介绍怎么说（精选3篇）
I have spent fifteen years in my life. So, this is my ninth year to study. By the way, my name is WengJingru. My father thought hard about my name. He consulted the dictionary two times to find how to name me. Of course, this name is very good and I like it very much.Sometimes I think I am a little strange. Because I often think the world isn’t full of happiness. And I want to be different from others. I hate superficial people. But always I am very out-going and kind to others. I can’t say ‘no’ to others. So I don’t know how to refuse.I can’t see I am a pretty girl, but I am not an ugly person, either. I am very general. I can’t say too much about my appearance.
In this term, I make a little progress in my study. In my life, I have my parents’ love, and many, many people’s love. I am happy. I achieved so much, and I also lost so much.
My star sign is Aquarius. It represents kindness and wisdom. But I don’t think I am such a clever person. Maybe I am modest. Aquarius has many friends. It also says that some people think I am strange because I hate to be like others. I try to do everything differently.I like yellow the most. Yellow is the color of the sun, it can remind me of a warm, sunny day. Yellow is also the color of wisdom. And I like it because it is one of the colors that are vivid.
Of course, most students have problems in their study. I don’t know how to make progress. I think I should work harder. That is the only way.I like reading very much. My favorite writer is GuoJingming. And now I am reading a book called ‘Gone with Wind’. I keep reading half an hour every day.I like English and Chinese best. I want to establish an English club. I want everyone to speak English in the daily life.All above are my real things. I hope everyone will like me.
我是宇宙超级网虫，欢迎你打我、骂我、K我、扁我、踢我、踹我、揍我，甚至把我煮、煎、炒、炸、焖、炖、红烧、清蒸、干褊、水煮……我都毫无怨言，但前提是：这个人必须是天底下最最漂亮、可爱、美丽、温柔、善良、贤惠、有气质的大美女--某某(女生名字)
我叫，就读于附属小学。
我的爱好十分广泛。我爱看各种各样的书，从书上我能想到很多东西，有的好看的数，我就要看上好几遍，里面的知识熟记在心、出口便滔滔不绝;我爱研究地球，买了地球仪，在墙上挂了个世界地图，还要经常查看世界地图册;我爱幻想，经常抬头看云，把云想像成各种各样我知道的东西;我爱听评书，我听过杨家将、岳飞传、隋唐演绎等很多评书……
我最大的特点是，宁可绕路走也不可以与别人同路。父母总说我是跳跃性思维，我就幽默地回答：“可是我上课从来没有跳起来过”!我就算被人嘲笑信心也一点儿不减;就算和我赛跑的是光，我也坚信我可以获得胜利!
我的口头禅是：“我可是个坚定的唯物主义者和无神论者”。我在生活中也确实是这样的，上帝和如来不能救你，宙斯和玉皇更救不了你，醒醒吧，能救你的人是你自己!我不喜欢靠运气的人，只有拿实力说话的人才能胜利!